Affordable Prairie Living
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QuotaBillsFarming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett
Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers