Affordable Prairie Living

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin