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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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