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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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