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Aircraft Identification

USAF guide to spotting insurgent aircraft

Aircraft Identification thanks to Keith Blake

I think it might be a weather balloon

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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