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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

Taking Control of your living room

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. - Charlotte Bronte

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Delete the adjectives and you'll have the facts. - Harper Lee

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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