Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows
Preparing for a visit from the Copy Paste twins
Taking Control of your living room
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You'll be turned into a pillow of salt. - Archie Bunker
Delete the negative; accentuate the positive! - Donna Karan
We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah
How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb
Remember to focus on goals that are within your control. - Tony Dungy
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown
Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr
Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler
Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith
Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb
If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley
That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren