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Taking Control of your living room

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Remember to focus on goals that are within your control. - Tony Dungy

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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