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You'll be turned into a pillow of salt. - Archie Bunker

Delete the negative; accentuate the positive! - Donna Karan

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Remember to focus on goals that are within your control. - Tony Dungy

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren