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In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you. - Andre Gide

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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