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Always Give 100% At Work

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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