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Always Give 100% At Work

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Always Give 100% At Work thanks to Barry McCartney

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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