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Always Give 100% At Work

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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