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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you. - Andre Gide

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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