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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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