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Amazing Paths

Walks through paradise valleys

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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