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Amazing Paths

Walks through paradise valleys

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. - Dylan Moran

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


Gyprock Prayer

Barn Art

Submarine Tea

NAACP Cover Up

Quad Shot

Princess Parking

Restaurant Wait-er

How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?

Butterfly Lens

Pentecost Sunday

Pike Mouth Nest

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Flower Lips

Bird Walker

Never Go Full Retard

Multi-Pilot Jet

Teethbrushes

Dinner Preparation: Here's looking at you!

Picture Perfect

Same Mistake Twice

How To Build A Fence

Horse-Back Riding

Social Distancing Fine

Burnout Indication