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Amish Segway

Changing preference for travel in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

Amish Segway thanks to Keith Blake

Segway Transporter for farm families

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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