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Amish Segway

Changing preference for travel in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

Amish Segway thanks to Keith Blake

Segway Transporter for farm families

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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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