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Ant Strength

Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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