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Ant Strength

Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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