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Ant Strength

Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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