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Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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