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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Authenticity, honesty, and personal voice underlie much of what's successful on the Web. - Rich Lenall

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

In a way, the Web is like your Hollywood agent: it speaks for you whenever you're not around to comment. - Julien Smith

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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