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Apology to Potential Criminals thanks to Barry McCartney

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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