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Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable. - Joseph Krutch

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The story-making process enables us to simplify complex information into the core essence of understanding. - Yiannis Gabriel

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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