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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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