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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable. - Joseph Krutch

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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