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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror. - Euripides

The will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes. - Andre Gide

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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