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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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