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Baby Shower

Baby's surprise for Dad

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What baby brings to the Baby Shower

Baby Shower thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Baby Shower thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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