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Baby Shower

Baby's surprise for Dad

Baby Shower thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What baby brings to the Baby Shower

Baby Shower thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Baby Shower thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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