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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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