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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin