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A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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