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I'll be back. - The Terminator

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it. - Albert Einstein

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown


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