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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back. - Joe Paterno

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. - Jack Paar

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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