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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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