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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe


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