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Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

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My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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