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Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I remixed a remix. It was back to normal. - Mitch Hedberg

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. - Jack Paar

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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