Bacon Guitar

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell