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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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