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Bacon Guitar

Hamming it up at the next jazz session

Bacon Guitar thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Laying it thick on the music chords

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Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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