Bacon Guitar

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev