QuotaBillsPork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie