Bacon Turkey

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain