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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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