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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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