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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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