Bacon Turkey

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain