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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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