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Balanced Diet

Avoiding the temptation of a good-smelling meal

Balanced Diet thanks to Roy Taylor

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You cannot expect breakthrough without obedience. - John C Maxwell

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. - Robert A Heinlein

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Most Christians are educated way beyond the level of their obedience already. We don't need to know more, we need to do more. - Mark Batterson

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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