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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown