QuotaBillsGod help the patient. - Lord Mansfield
Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck
Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman
By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young
Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans
Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther
Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson
Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon
In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge
If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden
I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis
To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson
When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson
If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis
Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker
I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon
God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks
It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell