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Baptised Trespassers thanks to Jim Serritella

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Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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