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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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