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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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