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Bare Bones Love

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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