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Bare Bones Love

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The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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