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Bare Bones Love

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Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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