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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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