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Basketball Cake

NCAA March Madness is a piece of cake!

Basketball Cake thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Could be a golf cake - it's got a hole in one

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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