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NCAA March Madness is a piece of cake!

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Could be a golf cake - it's got a hole in one

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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