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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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