Beauty Bag

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez