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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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