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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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