Beauty Bag

Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones