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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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