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Beauty Bag

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Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

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Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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