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Bee Helmet

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Bee Helmet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Bee or Not To Bee!

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Bee: A buzzy busybody. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Archive: Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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