QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams
I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab
Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb
Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster