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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky


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