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Best Chest Forward

Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

Where size does matter!

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Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Confront: The chest of a prisoner. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis


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