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Best Chest Forward

Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

Where size does matter!

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Measure twice, cut once. - Craftsman Aphorism

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Yard: Unit of measurement. In angling, 17 inches. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. - Jim Carrey

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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