Best Chest Forward

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Yard: Unit of measurement. In angling, 17 inches. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. - Jim Carrey

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar