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Best Chest Forward

Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

Where size does matter!

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so. - Galileo Galilei

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar


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