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Best Chest Forward

Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

Where size does matter!

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Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

Happiness can exist only in acceptance. - George Orwell

Yard: Unit of measurement. In angling, 17 inches. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. - Jim Carrey

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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