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Best Chest Forward

Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

Where size does matter!

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Never measure your generosity by what you give, but rather by what you have left. - Fulton J Sheen

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis


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