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Best Chest Forward

Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

Where size does matter!

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation. - Corrie Ten Boom

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so. - Galileo Galilei

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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