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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins


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