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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus


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