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When bigger is not necessarily better

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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