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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

The literary tribute that a little man pays to a big one. - Ambrose Bierce

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

The size of a man is measured by what it takes to upset him. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The problem with a little sin is that it usually grows into a big one. - Amish Saying

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

If you are too big to do the little things, you are too little to do big things. - Jentezen Franklin

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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