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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

The big thing is that you know what you want. - Earl Nightingale

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

If you are too big to do the little things, you are too little to do big things. - Jentezen Franklin

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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