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The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

If you're going to have a story, have a big story, or none at all. - Joseph Campbell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton


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