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Bike Ferris Wheel thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Riding in circles

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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