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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright


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