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Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr


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