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Bird Entrance

Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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