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Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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