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Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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