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Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo

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