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Biting Nails

Manicure tips for hungry pirates

Biting Nails thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking your best for the Pirate Ball

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller


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