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Biting Nails

Manicure tips for hungry pirates

Biting Nails thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking your best for the Pirate Ball

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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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