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First appearance deceives many. - Phaedrus

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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