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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken
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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert
Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson
We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild
Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher
Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec
If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
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