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Black Bra Sales

Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras

Black Bra Sales thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.

Black Bra Sales thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”

The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!

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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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