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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
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Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost
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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge
In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles
The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy
I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher
Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
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