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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown
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You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber
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If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
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Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec
Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
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Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata
Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain
What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
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