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Black Bra Sales

Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras

Black Bra Sales thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.

Black Bra Sales thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”

The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!

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