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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller
Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton
By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay
The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken
No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois
You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie
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