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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild
Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec
If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor
What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence
It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar
The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois
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