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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar
God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine
Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown
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I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29
If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker
The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers
I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple
To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson
It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders
If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
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