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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump
In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton
Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson
Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers
I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough
Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown
Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders
Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
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