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Blowing Out The Fire

How to put out paper fires at work

Blowing Out The Fire thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Art preparation for the next fire drill

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An oak is not felled at one blow. - Spanish Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

He who strikes the first blow confesses that he has run out of ideas. - Amish Saying

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder


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