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Boat Tram

Making boat lovers feel well grounded

Boat Tram thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tourists can now take a Tramtacular route of the city

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Champions train. Losers complain. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. - Herschel Walker

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom


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