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Boat Tram

Making boat lovers feel well grounded

Boat Tram thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tourists can now take a Tramtacular route of the city

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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