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Books For Tall People

Reading for those in the top 90th percentile

Books For Tall People thanks to Howard Chapman

Library with high expectations

Bookstore humour
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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


Lunch Break

Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean