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Books For Tall People

Reading for those in the top 90th percentile

Books For Tall People thanks to Howard Chapman

Library with high expectations

Bookstore humour
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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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