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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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