QuotaBillsNo one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno