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Bottle Support

Giving Mom a break from baby chores

Bottle Support thanks to Cathy Young

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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