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Brain Warmer

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'Food For Thought' toque

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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Writer: 1. A frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull; 2. One who corrects a wrong. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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