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Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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