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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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