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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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