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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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