British Summer Installation
Following the latest weather in the U.K.
Is summer available in your country?
QuotaBillsScotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo
To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin