British Summer Installation

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin