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British Summer Installation

Following the latest weather in the U.K.

British Summer Installation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is summer available in your country?

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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