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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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