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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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