#1 humor site on the 'net

Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Make Loaf Not War

Topping The Charts


Wet Suit Danger

Shopping With Grandma

Colorectal Exam For Dogs

Suitcase Recycling

1941 PTO Portable Sawmill

Leaky Pipes

Camel Photobomb


Diabetes Donation

Garmin Drive


Sleeping Guests

Unknown Assailant

Undergarment Financing

Shear Dog

Open For Business

This Rocks

Lifting Heavy Objects

Tomato Treat

Wrong Planet

Evaluating Something