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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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