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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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