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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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