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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson


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