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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown


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