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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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