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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly. - Buckminster Fuller

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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