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Cadillac Concept

Introducing Cadillac's 2025 design

Cadillac Concept thanks to Keith Blake

Quick ride into the future

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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture

Cow Jacket

Thanks For Noticing

Overflow Truck Garden

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Encouraging Seal

GMC Pool

Nature Calls

You're Home Early

New Nail Gun

Long Noodles

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