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Cadillac Concept

Introducing Cadillac's 2025 design

Cadillac Concept thanks to Keith Blake

Quick ride into the future

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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