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Cadillac Concept

Introducing Cadillac's 2025 design

Cadillac Concept thanks to Keith Blake

Quick ride into the future

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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