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When a chameleon doesn't blend well into the surroundings

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Camel camouflage for Arab artists

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir


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