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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell


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