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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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