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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe


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