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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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