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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no genius without a touch of madness. - Vaslav Nijinsky

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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