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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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