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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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