Canadian Alphabet

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe