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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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