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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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