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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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