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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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