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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone


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